I mean it seems like modern couples are already bucking traditions: from cotton candy bouquets to puppies...so why not say goodbye to the traditional wedding cake as well? Costco is now selling a 5-tier wedding cake made of CHEESE!
The five tiered cheese cake (not to be confused with cheesecake) can be ordered through Costco via specialty food company Sid Wainer & Son. Now to the good stuff; your cake comes complete with five wheels: the bottom is 8 lbs of Red Leicester, on top of that 7 lbs of Danish Blue, 5 lbs of Murcia al Vina, 3 lbs of Tuscan Sheep's Cheese, and your top tier is a little over a pound of Brillat-Savarin Triple Cream Brie. So not only are you bucking tradition, you're doing it in the fanciest way possible!! Omg! I've never seen a more bougie list of cheeses in my life!!! The five-tiered cheese wonder will cost you $439.99; which if you're skipping the wedding cake, is basically the same amount you'd spend on that. The five cheese wheels are shipped to you, and you just have to stack them and adorn with flowers (if that's your vibe).
Honestly, I kind of love the fact that weddings are taking a funkier turn. It's your day: eat what you want, however you want! And no one will be complaining about a giant, fancy as f*** cheese cake!